People of Drageloc, your attention please. This is Prostetnic LeonVon of the Drageloc Hyper-Roleplay Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Internet require the building of a hyperinternetal express route through your forum, and unregrettably this forum is one of those scheduled for roleplaying. The process will take anywhere from minutes to years in your Earth time. Thank you.
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OK so basically the point of all that is to get people to come to the forum and talk and roleplay! Only way we can get more interest is to do stuff! I'm considering starting an RP but we need to show more interest! Let's talk and stuff! I know Drakell is putting tons of work into the forum, so lets show him we appreciate all that by using the forum!
Well that's all I have to say. I'm bored and really felt like posting something to get people talking. Hope Drakell doesn't get mad I'm stirring people up
Oh and cookies to anyone who gets the reference made during the entire opening speech.